BUY.

The deal is simple, bandit.

You get an expert copywriter (me) who’s responsible for millions in affiliate sales (also me) to send you an honest, brash, splinter-in-the-gums critique of ANY piece of copy.

Obviously, use it wisely.

It could change the way you (you) or your business (also you) write copy — and make sales from that copy — forever.

Give me $250 and I will give you a full breakdown up to 20 minutes long of whatever copy you send to me.

Yes. You can send a lot of copy.

I may not be able to critique all of it.

Emails, ads, native placements, headlines, fucking blog posts.

Pay below.

I will follow up via email.

You send what you want me to critique.

I send back a recorded video.

It’s really that simple.

And if you don’t want to pay for it, you can steal it here instead.

Okay, on to the money.