🌪 “A Perfect Copywriting Storm” ⛈
The 5 building blocks every copywriter needs to become an unstoppable writer.
Before we get into this, I have to admit something.
I almost named this micro course…
“A Copywriting Storm in Bikini Bottom.”
If you don’t know … “Bikini Bottom” is the fictional town from the Spongebob TV show.
And one of the episodes is actually the base of a lessons we’ll cover.
Anyways.
I decided against naming it that for a variety of reasons. Some legal. Others personal. Lol.
And who knows …
Maybe I might have gotten more of you to join if I called it that.
Back to Spongebob real quick.🍍
You might remember the episode about the “hash slinging slasher.”
Well, I decided adapt that name for myself as your host today. But I changed it a little bit.
For this micro course, consider me your “cash slingin’ copymaster”
Pretty good, right!?
Alright. Maybe not.
Enough pop culture already. Let’s get into it.
Arrrrrreee ya ready, kids!?
🎶 ohhhhhh …. 🎶
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