Who me?
David Patrick
Will sell my soul for a good breakfast burrito. Used to be able to roadtrip the entire west coast in one sitting, but then I turned 30 💀 If I wasn’t writing, I’d probably be trying to make coffee tourism a real thing. Have watched every apocalypse movie ever released. No joke.
Agatha Jane
Professional freeloader, allergic to pretty much every food under the sun, snores like a baby boomer dad. Provides much needed moral support when writing highly converting copy. Will run laps on the beach until the cows come home (also, has anyone ever asked where the cows even went?)🐮🐮🐮