Howdy, Write or Die Tribe! I’m David. 👋
I’m a copywriter with a shiny bald head and a zippy lil’ pup named Aggie*
Sign up for my daily emails to learn how to:
Banish imposter syndrome 🙅
Destroy writer’s block 💥
Write copy your clients will love 💕
(*Photo proof of said pup below)
*As promised:
My copilot, Aggie. You’ll hear a lot about her shenanigans in my daily emails.
Zippy, right? 🐶
But, like … who ARE you?
🎬 Cue the highlight reel 🎬
Senior Copywriter for a 3x Inc 5000 Fastest Growing Business in the personal finance niche
Former “go-to” freelance advertising copywriter for the Hustle (2M+ subscribers)
Have written for dozens of household names — like The Motley Fool, Capital One, and Robinhood
Specialize in native advertising and email copywriting
An average trail runner and a rock climber who’s learning, okay?
But wait, there’s more!
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Sign up to my email list today, and you’ll get my brand new micro course for free:
“A Perfect Copywriting Storm” ⛈
A copywriting micro course to help you banish imposter syndrome and potentially double your conversion rates in one short sitting!
Okay, okay …
I realize how weird this all sounds.
And maybe even scammy.
But I promise the five “micro lessons” inside the course are unique and well worth your time.
Here’s what’s inside:
How to use my “Horizon Storm” copywriting technique to potentially double the conversion rate of your copy. This is the base of the course and a really solid skill to add to your arsenal.
What I learned about banishing imposter syndrome from a UPS shipping snafu (for a $100 bottle of whiskey!) — and how you can use it to banish your imposter syndrome, too
What “dissociated” copywriting is, and how I used it to write and entire landing page in the notes app on my phone while 1,071 feet up the side of a cliff
Why Spongebob’s “F.U.N.” formula doesn’t work for copywriting — and how to use comment arbitrage instead to build confidence in your copy, without relying on formulas like P.A.S. and A.I.D.A.
What the “God Particle” of copywriting is (it’s nothing religious … promise) and how you can use it to A) make your copy much easier to write and B) align to the market you’re writing for with ease.
The course is delivered as soon as you opt-in to my email list. It’s based on five of my top performing emails over the last 6 months, and should provide at least one “aha” moment for you.