I know. Gross.

But seeing as I once had 157 “new” subscribers flood my list via a weird site with a “@qq” address, it’s really the only thing I can do to keep my list top-quality.

So.

✨ Head to your inbox and open the email titled: “woah woaAh WOAAH” … ✨

… and I will not only reward you with acceptance onto my list, but I will ALSO send you a riddle.

Answer the riddle correctly, and … well, you’ll see.

Now go! Prove you’re not a robot! 🤖

IT’S DOUBLE OPT-IN TIME.